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As the Title says, we need to have a funny Quotes topic, i couldnt find anything similiar, therefore im starting 1 right now. Rule sare simple, post everything u think is funny from within our Ren Server. :)

 

(21:51:27)<NewMapsBot>[Team] Aziee: i can talk when ever i want u slore duck penis


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Player 1: Look (How do I look?)

 

Player 2: Face (Your face, your ass, whats the difference...)

Player 3: ^^ (Ehh, Gross!)

Player 4: Good (Still not as good as me)



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Good topic, look forward to posting mine.

 

Aziee quote though, sorry not very funny.

 

@ Berry I think the exercise here is quote actual ones players say lol. But thanks for trying!


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just insert any comments i have said on ts here. the ones with my different voices



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(23:30:16)<NewMapsBot>[Team] %MPFBubble: we got 10 sec :D
(23:30:21)<NewMapsBot>MDK@ENGLAND@ killed theirself.
(23:30:21)<NewMapsBot>[Team] BiGcELLo: nice
(23:30:28)<NewMapsBot>[Team] %MPFBubble: lol mdk


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(23:39:56)<NewMapsBot>MateNone: hot reparing nod tandk by rock

 

dafuq he means? Oo


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I'm working on creating a website dedicated to renegade quotes... I just need someone to create me a nice template/stylesheet. website is up and running and can accept quotes.. I have a guy but hes like half lazy, if any of you do web design and arent piss at it pm me on IRC



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[00:24:28] <&NewMapsBot> [Team] thatguy1: why are we losing?


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 "bigjimer1": It would be a lot easier to be a hard worker if my company didn’t block access to porn sites on the internet.





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[16:07:02] <&NewMapsBot> slagfire: woah i come back from my pee break and we lost

[16:07:05] <&NewMapsBot> slagfire: my fault?

If I agree with you, then we'd both be wrong


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Not much being said in all chat and I can't see team chat so that is all:

 

[9:52:51pm] <&NewMapsBot> shotgun: i have ninety nine luchtballons but a bitch aint one

[9:54:08pm] <&NewMapsBot> matcablii: sth wrong with my med

[10:23:03pm] <&NewMapsBot> shotgun: aircraftkiller is deslike you



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Still waiting for the funny


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[11:48:21pm] <&NewMapsBot> lionking: Stop killing my mines

[1:40:33am] <&NewMapsBot> BadLag: great time to get stuck in a tree <-- notice the name lol

[2:37:29am] <&NewMapsBot> paul7: i went hard when i got the havoc

 

@trunks: Better? if not then the people ingame are boring :P.



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Double post... Nobody else posting anything in here.

 

[12:03:14am] <&NewMapsBot> Tesla: i might be standing still but i will be movin soon

 

[12:39:21am] <&NewMapsBot> viss88: cant see anything, fucking sun in my eyes. Fuck summer

[12:39:47am] <&NewMapsBot> viss88: FUCK now the clouds in my eyes

 

[1:00:59am] <&NewMapsBot> viss88: YOU KILLED THE LAST DINO!

 

Lol @ this viss guy.



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[11:48:21pm] <&NewMapsBot> lionking: Stop killing my mines

[1:40:33am] <&NewMapsBot> BadLag: great time to get stuck in a tree <-- notice the name lol

[2:37:29am] <&NewMapsBot> paul7: i went hard when i got the havoc

 

@trunks: Better? if not then the people ingame are boring :P.

Eh it's getting there. Just seems like a lot of rage related quotes lol. I guess I was expecting to see people making fun of Zunnie :D


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(21:12:50)* NefrylionPL slaps Hunter-Seeker around a bit with a large trout
(21:16:43)* Hunter-Seeker slaps a large trout around a bit with NefrylionPL

 

- NefrylionPL quit (Quit: FUCK ALL OF YOU!)


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[12:17:49] <&NewMapsBot> WNxSmiLey killed PTapioK6 (GDI Deadeye/Sniper Rifle vs Nod Stealth Black Hand)
[12:17:54] <&NewMapsBot> PTapioK6: aimbot or lag hax!
 
[12:29:55] <&NewMapsBot> WNxSmiLey killed PTapioK6 (GDI Deadeye/Sniper Rifle vs Nod Stealth Black Hand)
[12:29:57] <&NewMapsBot> PTapioK6: /wnxSmiLey
[12:29:59] <&NewMapsBot> PTapioK6: i hate u
[12:30:02] <&NewMapsBot> ~WNxSmiLey: rofl
[12:30:09] <&NewMapsBot> ~WNxSmiLey: you ran into me while i was going top of wf
[12:30:18] <&NewMapsBot> MateNone: every 1 dose ":) stand in line :)
[12:30:20] <&NewMapsBot> PTapioK6: i was going there first!
[12:30:24] <&NewMapsBot> ~WNxSmiLey: D:
[12:30:38] <&NewMapsBot> blurreye: stand in line for a dose?

 

 

I never realized how much hate I get these days lmao 

 

I wonder how much quotes I can get from ktff and jimer tho, nubs always talking shit xD 


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(22:44:54)<KTFF>DJ RQ

 

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ja sicher  :wub:


If I agree with you, then we'd both be wrong


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[20:49:28] <&NewMapsBot> kiwitech2: god dammit\
[20:49:37] <&NewMapsBot> Alturaus: WTF IS HAPPENING
[20:49:38] <&NewMapsBot> Alturaus: MY GOD
[20:49:48] <&NewMapsBot> pawkyfox: RAPE IS HAPPENING
[20:50:00] <&NewMapsBot> Speedy059: The night man commeth!
[20:51:18] <&NewMapsBot> Alturaus: DEAR LORD KILL IT.
[20:51:59] <&NewMapsBot> pawkyfox: I AM OUT OF THIS RAPEFEST
[20:52:01] <&NewMapsBot> Player pawkyfox left the game
 
Wow lol. This is what happens after losing 1 building, things go downhill 

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maybe its just the way I read it ?

 

|Tue 04|08:41| <Hunter-Seeker> it's 23:45 and I always feel myself drunk in the evenings


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