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Funny MPF Renegade Quotes

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As the Title says, we need to have a funny Quotes topic, i couldnt find anything similiar, therefore im starting 1 right now. Rule sare simple, post everything u think is funny from within our Ren Server. :)

 

(21:51:27)<NewMapsBot>[Team] Aziee: i can talk when ever i want u slore duck penis

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Player 1: Look (How do I look?)

 

Player 2: Face (Your face, your ass, whats the difference...)

Player 3: ^^ (Ehh, Gross!)

Player 4: Good (Still not as good as me)

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Good topic, look forward to posting mine.

 

Aziee quote though, sorry not very funny.

 

@ Berry I think the exercise here is quote actual ones players say lol. But thanks for trying!

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(23:30:16)<NewMapsBot>[Team] %MPFBubble: we got 10 sec :D
(23:30:21)<NewMapsBot>MDK@ENGLAND@ killed theirself.
(23:30:21)<NewMapsBot>[Team] BiGcELLo: nice
(23:30:28)<NewMapsBot>[Team] %MPFBubble: lol mdk

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I'm working on creating a website dedicated to renegade quotes... I just need someone to create me a nice template/stylesheet. website is up and running and can accept quotes.. I have a guy but hes like half lazy, if any of you do web design and arent piss at it pm me on IRC

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Not much being said in all chat and I can't see team chat so that is all:

 

[9:52:51pm] <&NewMapsBot> shotgun: i have ninety nine luchtballons but a bitch aint one

[9:54:08pm] <&NewMapsBot> matcablii: sth wrong with my med

[10:23:03pm] <&NewMapsBot> shotgun: aircraftkiller is deslike you

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[11:48:21pm] <&NewMapsBot> lionking: Stop killing my mines

[1:40:33am] <&NewMapsBot> BadLag: great time to get stuck in a tree <-- notice the name lol

[2:37:29am] <&NewMapsBot> paul7: i went hard when i got the havoc

 

@trunks: Better? if not then the people ingame are boring :P.

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Double post... Nobody else posting anything in here.

 

[12:03:14am] <&NewMapsBot> Tesla: i might be standing still but i will be movin soon

 

[12:39:21am] <&NewMapsBot> viss88: cant see anything, fucking sun in my eyes. Fuck summer

[12:39:47am] <&NewMapsBot> viss88: FUCK now the clouds in my eyes

 

[1:00:59am] <&NewMapsBot> viss88: YOU KILLED THE LAST DINO!

 

Lol @ this viss guy.

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[11:48:21pm] <&NewMapsBot> lionking: Stop killing my mines

[1:40:33am] <&NewMapsBot> BadLag: great time to get stuck in a tree <-- notice the name lol

[2:37:29am] <&NewMapsBot> paul7: i went hard when i got the havoc

 

@trunks: Better? if not then the people ingame are boring :P.

Eh it's getting there. Just seems like a lot of rage related quotes lol. I guess I was expecting to see people making fun of Zunnie :D

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(21:12:50)* NefrylionPL slaps Hunter-Seeker around a bit with a large trout
(21:16:43)* Hunter-Seeker slaps a large trout around a bit with NefrylionPL

 

- NefrylionPL quit (Quit: FUCK ALL OF YOU!)

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[12:17:49] <&NewMapsBot> WNxSmiLey killed PTapioK6 (GDI Deadeye/Sniper Rifle vs Nod Stealth Black Hand)
[12:17:54] <&NewMapsBot> PTapioK6: aimbot or lag hax!
 
[12:29:55] <&NewMapsBot> WNxSmiLey killed PTapioK6 (GDI Deadeye/Sniper Rifle vs Nod Stealth Black Hand)
[12:29:57] <&NewMapsBot> PTapioK6: /wnxSmiLey
[12:29:59] <&NewMapsBot> PTapioK6: i hate u
[12:30:02] <&NewMapsBot> ~WNxSmiLey: rofl
[12:30:09] <&NewMapsBot> ~WNxSmiLey: you ran into me while i was going top of wf
[12:30:18] <&NewMapsBot> MateNone: every 1 dose ":) stand in line :)
[12:30:20] <&NewMapsBot> PTapioK6: i was going there first!
[12:30:24] <&NewMapsBot> ~WNxSmiLey: D:
[12:30:38] <&NewMapsBot> blurreye: stand in line for a dose?

 

 

I never realized how much hate I get these days lmao 

 

I wonder how much quotes I can get from ktff and jimer tho, nubs always talking shit xD 

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[20:49:28] <&NewMapsBot> kiwitech2: god dammit\

[20:49:37] <&NewMapsBot> Alturaus: WTF IS HAPPENING

[20:49:38] <&NewMapsBot> Alturaus: MY GOD

[20:49:48] <&NewMapsBot> pawkyfox: RAPE IS HAPPENING

[20:50:00] <&NewMapsBot> Speedy059: The night man commeth!


[20:51:18] <&NewMapsBot> Alturaus: DEAR LORD KILL IT.

[20:51:59] <&NewMapsBot> pawkyfox: I AM OUT OF THIS RAPEFEST

[20:52:01] <&NewMapsBot> Player pawkyfox left the game

 

Wow lol. This is what happens after losing 1 building, things go downhill 

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[14:40:36] <&NewMapsBot> OuTSMoKE: who made tcw
[14:40:45] <&NewMapsBot> OuTSMoKE: i need to know whose house to go to to kick them in the nuts
[14:40:54] <&NewMapsBot> Host: (SmiLey@IRC): Vib's house
[14:40:59] <&NewMapsBot> Host: (SmiLey@IRC): Go to his house...His fault
[14:41:04] <&NewMapsBot> OuTSMoKE: ok thank you
[14:41:11] <&NewMapsBot> OuTSMoKE: Vib send me your address please

 

if only he knew how much i love to fight and train B)

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[10:56:14pm] <&NewMapsBot> Host: (zunnie@IRC): Big Balls of Steel
[10:56:23pm] <&NewMapsBot> ~MPFktff: smiley has balls

 

[11:12:56pm] <&NewMapsBot> YEGETAone: is that oby guy dead?

 

[11:29:09pm] <&NewMapsBot> OuTSMoKE: lol gdi engis have penis hats

 

[11:29:54pm] <&NewMapsBot> Alturaus: god my girlfriend is annoying
[11:30:05pm] <&NewMapsBot> %MpFTehVib: thats her job lol
[11:30:08pm] <&NewMapsBot> OuTSMoKE: by girlfriend, you mean your left hand?

 

[11:50:48pm] <&NewMapsBot> Vegerich: the bushes are turning after you :o

 

 

Nothing better today but eh maybe it's good enough?

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[09:13:49] <&NewMapsBot> RageQ: WHY THE FUCK DO I CONSTANTLY GET THE WORST WEAPONS

[09:13:57] <&NewMapsBot> Host: (Bazil@IRC): because of your name

[09:14:02] <&NewMapsBot> Peius110: no skill

 

:ph34r:

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maybe its just the way I read it ?

 

|Tue 04|08:41| <Hunter-Seeker> it's 23:45 and I always feel myself drunk in the evenings

 

hunter seeker is too damn young and inexperienced for that kind of stuff

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